\u2026\u0160vejk ho vzbudil a za pomoci dro\u017ek\u00e1\u0159e dopravil do dro\u017eky. V dro\u017ece poln\u00ed kur\u00e1t upadl v \u00faplnou otup\u011blost a pova\u017eoval \u0160vejka za plukovn\u00edka Justa od 75. p\u011b\u0161\u00edho pluku a n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t za sebou opakoval: \u201eNehn\u011bvej se, kamar\u00e1de, \u017ee ti tyk\u00e1m. Jsem prase.\u201c<\/p>\n
Jednu chv\u00edli se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee drkot\u00e1n\u00edm dro\u017eky o dla\u017ebu p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed k rozumu. To se posadil rovn\u011b a za\u010dal zp\u00edvat n\u011bjak\u00fd \u00faryvek z nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 p\u00edsn\u011b. M\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt t\u00e9\u017e, \u017ee to byla jeho fantazie:<\/p>\n
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Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m na zlat\u00e9 \u010dasy,
\nkdy\u017e mne houpal na kl\u00edn\u011b,
\nbydleli jsme toho \u010dasu
\nu Doma\u017elic v Merkl\u00edn\u011b.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Po chv\u00edli v\u0161ak upadl op\u011bt do \u00fapln\u00e9 otup\u011blosti, a obraceje se k \u0160vejkovi, ot\u00e1zal se, p\u0159ihmu\u0159uje jedno oko: \u201eJak se v\u00e1m dnes da\u0159\u00ed, milostiv\u00e1? \u2014 Pojedete n\u011bkam na letn\u00ed byt?\u201c \u0159ekl po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 p\u0159est\u00e1vce, a vida v\u0161echno dvojat\u011b, ot\u00e1zal se: \u201eVy ra\u010dte m\u00edt u\u017e dosp\u011bl\u00e9ho syna?\u201c P\u0159itom ukazoval prstem na \u0160vejka.<\/p>\n
\u201eSedne\u0161!\u201c zak\u0159i\u010del na n\u011bho \u0160vejk, kdy\u017e poln\u00ed kur\u00e1t cht\u011bl vyl\u00e9zt na sedadlo, \u201enemysli si, \u017ee t\u011b nenau\u010d\u00edm po\u0159\u00e1dku.\u201c<\/p>\n
Poln\u00ed kur\u00e1t ztichl a d\u00edval se mal\u00fdma prase\u010d\u00edma o\u010dima ven z dro\u017eky, naprosto nech\u00e1paje, co se to vlastn\u011b s n\u00edm d\u011bje.<\/p>\n
Ztratil \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echny pojmy, a obraceje se na \u0160vejka, \u0159ekl teskliv\u011b: \u201ePan\u00ed, dejte mn\u011b prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddu.\u201c U\u010dinil pokus spustiti si kalhoty.<\/p>\n
\u201eHned se zapne\u0161, svin\u011b!\u201c rozk\u0159ikl se \u0160vejk, \u201eu\u017e t\u011b znaj\u00ed v\u0161ichni dro\u017ek\u00e1\u0159i, poblil jsi se u\u017e jednou, a je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f tohle. Nemysli si, \u017ee z\u016fstane\u0161 zas n\u011bco dlu\u017een jako posledn\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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