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Trasa<\/span>: <\/strong>33 km, 21. stolet\u00ed \u2013 viz GPS<\/p>\n

V\u00fd\u0161kov\u00e9 metry:<\/strong> 698 m<\/p>\n

\u00da\u010dast: <\/strong>Ondra, Bivoj, Majkl, P\u0159emek, M\u00edra D., Zden\u00e1l, Pavel T., Ale\u0161, Jirka Z., Jirka V., V\u00ed\u010dko, Venca D., Petr P., T\u016f\u010da, Petr. \u0160., Kocour, Honza D., Honza M., Vr\u00e1\u0165a, Sud\u00ed, Vl\u00e1\u010fa,<\/p>\n

P\u00e1d: <\/strong>Majkl, Jirka Z., M\u00edra<\/p>\n

Defekt: <\/strong>Ale\u0161 2x – jednou cvak! a pak p\u00edch!, Petr \u0160. utrhl patku a jel dom\u016f z\u0159ejm\u011b vlakem \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Trackmaker: <\/strong>Zden\u00e1l<\/p>\n

GPS: <\/strong>https:\/\/mapy.cz\/s\/furegetujo<\/a><\/p>\n

Koment\u00e1\u0159: <\/strong>Na \u00faterek jsem si ni\u010deho\u017e nechystal, v\u011bd\u011bl jsem \u017ee bude Kluk… Propag\u00e1tor Eri se na start v\u0161ak nedostavil, \u010d\u00edm\u017e v\u00fdrazn\u011b pos\u00edlil t\u00e1bor odm\u00edta\u010d\u016f trail\u016f na Kluku (“To bude zase bezva z\u00e1bava!”), a za Kluka jsem se nakonec musel postavit j\u00e1 (sic!). Stejn\u011b se tomu nevyhnu, tak aspo\u0148 tehdy, kdy\u017e jsem s t\u00edm sm\u00ed\u0159en \ud83d\ude42 Akor\u00e1t Eri s n\u00edm te\u010f po n\u011bkolik (v\u00edce) vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bk nem\u016f\u017ee po\u010d\u00edtat jako s nad\u011bjn\u00fdm pl\u00e1nem. Ale nebojte, a\u017e se pojede na Kle\u0165, kudy jinudy bychom tam asi jeli, \u017ee? ? \ud83d\ude42 Samotn\u00e1 vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fka asi u\u017e nestoj\u00ed za popis, n\u011bjak se domatl\u00e1me pod kopec a pak se vede urputn\u00fd argumenta\u010dn\u00ed souboj o to, kolikr\u00e1t se pojede nahoru a dol\u016f, kdy je tma, kolik m\u00e1me \u010dasu a tak. M\u011b na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jeden v\u00fdjezd minul, neb jsem projevoval solidaritu kamar\u00e1dovi (a to je v\u00edce ne\u017e bla\u017eenost ze sjezdu!) – Ale\u0161 cvakl se slovy  – nem\u00e1m nic. Tak jsem vyt\u00e1hl du\u0161i, pumpi\u010dku, tepl\u00e9 slovo a sledoval, jak ostatn\u00ed “\u0159\u00e1d\u00ed” na trailech, kter\u00e9 jsou, nutno dodat, v horn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti Haber\u00e1ku u\u017e zna\u010dn\u011b rozjeban\u00e9 a flow z minul\u00fdch rok\u016f je d\u00e1vno pry\u010d. Z\u016fstal jen trrrr kostit\u0159as (zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 na hardtailu) a obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed skok\u016f (to bylo i d\u0159\u00edv). Tak jsem se aspo\u0148 bavil p\u00e1dy – Majkovo b\u016f\u010dek ve v\u00fdjezdu jsem nevid\u011bl (chv\u00e1l\u00edm pravdomluvnost!), ale dal\u0161\u00ed dva u\u017e jo. Pan Ji\u0159\u00ed z\u0159ejm\u011b to\u010dil MTB instrukt\u00e1\u017en\u00ed video na t\u00e9ma: “Na velk\u00e9 p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017ece s drop\u00ed\u010dkem mi nesm\u00ed doj\u00edt odvaha” Kdy\u017e vyjel na balvan s drop\u00ed\u010dkem, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 se zastavil a za\u010dal \u0161rotovat. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed bylo nejen vid\u011bt, ale snad i sly\u0161et – pak povolil brzdy a u\u017e se kut\u00e1lel \ud83d\ude42 Ale alespo\u0148 rozcupoval ztrouchniv\u011bl\u00fd par\u00fdzek, co ho trestal za strachem ur\u010denou nevhodnou stopu. Z\u00e1bavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u0161ak byl M\u00edrovo eskamot\u00e9rsk\u00fd kousek. P\u0159edch\u00e1zel mu n\u00e1\u0161 rozhovor, kdy jsem vyjad\u0159oval pochybnosti o \u017eivotnosti dr\u017e\u00e1ku Garminu tr\u010d\u00edc\u00edho n\u011bkolik centimetr\u016f p\u0159ed \u0159id\u00edtka a M\u00edra m\u011b zpra\u017eil, \u017ee m\u011b, neust\u00e1le padaj\u00edc\u00edmu, by to skute\u010dn\u011b dlouho nevydr\u017eelo, ale ON NEPAD\u00c1 a tipuje \u017eivotnost tak na \u0161est let. Ne\u0159\u00edkal jsem nic, do voodoo panenky \u0161pendl\u00edky nep\u00edchal, ale n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek minut na to zpovzd\u00e1l\u00ed sledoval jak M\u00edra&celop\u00e9ro ud\u011blali VELIK\u00c9 HUP…. a velice nep\u011bkn\u011b se za\u010dali v\u00e1let. Celop\u00e9ro ne\u0159\u00edkalo tak\u00e9 nic, ale M\u00edra le\u017eel na zemi a vyd\u00e1val sk\u0159eky: E E E a nevypadal v\u016fbec dob\u0159e. Pavel se ho otcovsky ptal: M\u00e1\u0161 vyra\u017eenej dech, chce\u0161 pra\u0161tit do zad? Z M\u00edrovo E E E se odpov\u011b\u010f nedala spolehliv\u011b rozkl\u00ed\u010dovat, co\u017e po \u010dase pochopil, posadil se a za\u010dal si ukazovat na z\u00e1da a nazna\u010dovat r\u00e1ny (st\u00e1le za kulisy E E E). Pavel do n\u011bj s l\u00e1skou za\u010dal \u0159ezat, co\u017e z\u0159ejm\u011b pomohlo, jen si toho Pavel ve v\u00edru boje nev\u0161iml. M\u00edra, st\u00e1le vyd\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed sk\u0159eky E E E po\u010dal gestikulovat, \u017ee u\u017e nechce od Pavla ml\u00e1tit a my divocha z M\u00edry sundali \ud83d\ude42 Co \u010dert ale necht\u011bl, Garmin dr\u017e\u00e1k z\u016fstal neporu\u0161en! Tak jsem M\u00edru aspo\u0148 konfrontoval s \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed: J\u00e1 nepad\u00e1m, muhehe.<\/p>\n

O.<\/p>\n

NO: <\/b>Kdy\u017e bylo vid\u011bt, \u017ee po p\u00e1du M\u00edrovi nic nen\u00ed, po\u010dal jsem ho seznamovat s m\u00fdm obl\u00edben\u00fdm latinsk\u00fdm cit\u00e1tem: Kdy\u017e upadnu, vstanu!<\/em> a lehce bolest\u00ed otup\u011bl\u00e9mu M\u00edrovi provedl i pot\u0159ebn\u00fd aplika\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdklad a vyzval ho k napln\u011bn\u00ed – je nutn\u00e9 okam\u017eit\u011b dan\u00fd skok opakovat, aby se pro p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b neb\u00e1l. M\u00edra kupodivu necht\u011bl a j\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to bylo JEN t\u00edm, \u017ee jsem si nemohl vzpomenout na  latinsk\u00e9 zn\u011bn\u00ed cit\u00e1tu. Tak\u017ee to asi nep\u016fsobilo tak v\u011brohodn\u011b. Dnes jsem latinsk\u00e9 zn\u011bn\u00ed dohledal a mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se cit\u00e1t ke v\u0161em Nezmar\u016fm obecn\u011b velmi hod\u00ed!<\/p>\n

Cum cecidero, surgam.<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Trasa: 33 km, 21. stolet\u00ed \u2013 viz GPS V\u00fd\u0161kov\u00e9 metry: 698 m \u00da\u010dast: Ondra, Bivoj, Majkl, P\u0159emek, M\u00edra D., Zden\u00e1l, Pavel T., Ale\u0161, Jirka Z., Jirka V., V\u00ed\u010dko, Venca D., Petr P., T\u016f\u010da, Petr. \u0160., Kocour, Honza D., Honza M., Vr\u00e1\u0165a, Sud\u00ed, Vl\u00e1\u010fa, P\u00e1d: Majkl, Jirka Z., M\u00edra Defekt: Ale\u0161 2x – jednou cvak! a pak p\u00edch!, Petr \u0160. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21351"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21353,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21351\/revisions\/21353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}