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{"id":10560,"date":"2016-11-19T09:44:34","date_gmt":"2016-11-19T08:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/?p=10560"},"modified":"2016-11-19T09:49:51","modified_gmt":"2016-11-19T08:49:51","slug":"zazraky-se-deji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/?p=10560","title":{"rendered":"Z\u00e1zraky se d\u011bj\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u017de se d\u011bj\u00ed \u0161patn\u00e9 v\u011bci v\u00edme v\u0161ichni, bohu\u017eel i na kole a okolo kol. Pokud nejde o zdrav\u00ed, tak to nen\u00ed nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho, ale zamrz\u00ed to. V \u010dervenci mi n\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161ikula ukradl kola ze sklepa – nov\u00e9 RB a z\u00e1novn\u00ed CUBE (a dal\u0161\u00ed dv\u011b soused\u016fm). \u0160ikula to byl. Kola byla ve spole\u010dn\u00e9 kol\u00e1rn\u011b s ocelov\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi a bezpe\u010dnostn\u00edm z\u00e1mkem. Dovnit\u0159 vlezl ok\u00fdnkem z uzav\u0159en\u00e9ho dvora velk\u00fdm 44×44 cm, uhlop\u0159\u00ed\u010dka 63 cm. Pro p\u0159edstavu, kdy\u017e d\u00e1te vedle sebe 2 listy pap\u00edru A4, tak to je dohromady 42 cm. Z r\u00e1m\u016f sundal kola, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1m z\u016fstala proto\u017ee se oknem neprot\u00e1hla. Aby pro\u0161ly r\u00e1my, tak musel sundat \u0159\u00edd\u00edtka, vidlice a kliky s p\u0159evodn\u00edky. To v\u0161e na \u010dty\u0159ech kolech odmontovat, vyndat na dv\u016fr, vynosit p\u0159es plot k soused\u016fm a p\u0159es jejich d\u016fm na ulici. Kolo jsem oplakal a u\u017e jezd\u00edm na nov\u00e9m CANYON, Alici jsme po\u0159\u00eddili SPE\u0160LA. Pro zaj\u00edmavost, poji\u0161\u0165ovna n\u00e1m \u00a0nedala nic. Kola byla ve spole\u010dn\u00fdch prostorech a zlod\u011bj nep\u0159ekonal p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eku (???). Lep\u0161\u00ed nech\u00e1vat kolo za 30 tis\u00edch zamknut\u00e9 na ulici, to by zaplatili.<\/p>\n

Petr \u0160ikl p\u0159i\u0161el o sv\u00e9 RB cestou z dokoln\u00e9 na za\u010d\u00e1tku listopadu. Stavil se je\u0161t\u011b na jedno, kolo zam\u010den\u00e9 p\u0159ed hospodou. Sed\u011bl vedle n\u011bj za prosklenou st\u011bnou, chvilka nepozornosti, p\u0159est\u0159ihl\u00fd z\u00e1mek a kulo fu\u010d. Objednal si nov\u00fd r\u00e1m (op\u011bt RB) a nakoupil na n\u011bj cajky.<\/p>\n

RB nen\u00ed moc obvykl\u00e9 kolo, vlastn\u011b jsem \u00a0na n\u011bm nevid\u011bl nikoho jin\u00e9ho \u00a0krom\u011b m\u011b a Petra. N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dky jsem psal je\u0161t\u011b v \u0161oku, p\u00e1r minut potom, co jsem ve st\u0159edu po ob\u011bd\u011b pro\u017eil podivuhodn\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed:<\/p>\n

“Startuju auto u hospody na Zahr\u00e1dce, projede okolo m\u011b kolo RB, b\u00edl\u00e9 sedlo a bovdeny, to je snad Peti \u0160ikla. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm vlastn\u00edm o\u010d\u00edm. Kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 pron\u00e1sledov\u00e1n\u00ed kolem v\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b, vyskakuju z\u00a0auta u vjezdu do v\u00fdstavi\u0161t\u011b, on ale p\u0159ejede na druhou stranu a p\u0159es p\u0159echod na Dlouh\u00fd most (nev\u011bd\u011bl o m\u011b, neuj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl). Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se mi poda\u0159ilo p\u0159ejet p\u0159es semafory a most prvn\u00ed a drapnul jsem ho na rohu za mostem. Kr\u00e1tk\u00e1 diskuze, \u017ee ho m\u00e1 od k\u00e1mo\u0161e, s\u00a0polici\u00ed \u017ee to moc \u0159e\u0161it nechce, \u017ee mi ho nech\u00e1, a\u0165 prov\u011b\u0159\u00edm, jestli je to opravdu ono. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed starost m\u011bl, \u017ee si tam d\u00e1val svoje \u0159\u00edd\u00edtka a ped\u00e1ly, \u017ee mi ve\u010der zavol\u00e1 a \u017ee by si aspo\u0148 tyhle svoje v\u011bci vzal. Tak\u017ee kolo m\u00e1m v\u00a0aut\u011b a na kluka telefon. Nav\u00edc ten kluk pov\u00edd\u00e1, \u017ee u\u017e jedno RB m\u011bl, stejn\u00fd jen s\u00a0\u010dern\u00fdma n\u00e1pisama (kurva snad dokonce moje!!!!), \u017ee ho zastavili policajti a sebrali mu ho, \u017ee je kraden\u00fd. Byl moc smutnej \u017ee o n\u011bj p\u0159i\u0161el, proto\u017ee se mu RB moc l\u00edb\u00ed, a moc dob\u0159e se mu na n\u011bm jezdilo, tak mu prej kamar\u00e1d sehnal jin\u00fd. No a nakonec \u0159ek, jestli nepojedu kolem po\u0161ty, \u017ee tam jel a te\u010f se mu nechce p\u011b\u0161ky!!!!\u00a0No a volal jsem na policii a \u0159ekli mi, \u017ee moje kolo opravdu maj\u00ed, \u017ee se mi ozvou.\u00a0Nev\u00edm jestli se mi to v\u0161echno jenom nezd\u00e1 \u2026”.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee ano, z\u00e1zraky se d\u011bj\u00ed. Pe\u0165a na sv\u00e9m RB u\u017e zase sk\u00e1\u010de p\u0159es kalu\u017ee – musel jsem se mu omluvit, \u017ee bude d\u00e1l jezdit na t\u00fd vodjeban\u00fd ple\u010dce m\u00edsto na nov\u00e9m. Ale takhle dob\u0159e vycvi\u010den\u00fd kolo se nem\u011bn\u00ed. Kupoval ho od p\u016fvodn\u00edho majite, kter\u00e9mu ho kdysi taky ukradli a vr\u00e1tilo se k n\u011bmu, stejn\u011b jako te\u010f k Pe\u0165ovi. \u00a0Ke m\u011b se snad milovan\u00e9 kole\u010dko taky vr\u00e1t\u00ed, a doufejme i s osazen\u00edm co tam bylo. Nedej bo\u017ee aby P\u010cR vyp\u00e1trala i CUBE, to bysme se do kol\u00e1rny u\u017e neve\u0161li.<\/p>\n

Pozd\u011bji jsem se dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee Stenly (nov\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159 z night ride) vid\u011bl Pe\u0165ovo kolo ve st\u0159edu r\u00e1no, poznal ho podle popisu, ale nestihnul nic ud\u011blat.\u00a0Nakonec ty \u010dorka\u0159i nejsou tak mazan\u00fd (nebo sou l\u00edn\u00fd a maj to u pr….), \u010dekal jsem, \u017ee na kole v\u0161echno vym\u011bn\u00ed a prodaj\u00ed ho v jin\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b. A vono ne. Kolo nechaj\u00ed jak je a klidn\u011b si na n\u011bm jezd\u00ed po Bud\u011bjk\u00e1ch. Nebo, pokud mu budeme v\u011b\u0159it, si t\u00fdpek kupuje kola, o kter\u00fdch v\u00ed, \u017ee jsou kraden\u00fd a neboj\u00ed se na nich jezdit. M\u016f\u017eeme jen doufat, nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 sn\u00edt o tom, \u017ee mu n\u011bkdo promluv\u00ed do du\u0161e (u soudu), on se naprav\u00ed (v lochu, i kdy\u017e na to toho asi provedl m\u00e1lo, co?) a zapoj\u00ed se do spole\u010dnosti vytv\u00e1\u0159et hodnoty. My zat\u00edm bu\u010fme ve st\u0159ehu!<\/p>\n

Zdar V.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u017de se d\u011bj\u00ed \u0161patn\u00e9 v\u011bci v\u00edme v\u0161ichni, bohu\u017eel i na kole a okolo kol. Pokud nejde o zdrav\u00ed, tak to nen\u00ed nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho, ale zamrz\u00ed to. V \u010dervenci mi n\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161ikula ukradl kola ze sklepa – nov\u00e9 RB a z\u00e1novn\u00ed CUBE (a dal\u0161\u00ed dv\u011b soused\u016fm). \u0160ikula to byl. Kola byla ve spole\u010dn\u00e9 kol\u00e1rn\u011b s ocelov\u00fdmi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10560"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10568,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10560\/revisions\/10568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bknezmar.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}